Today I saw a poster on the side of a double-decker for the intriguing new Will Smith movie Seven Pounds. Now London buses have a big bolt in the side of them. They always have. Despite this the designers of these advertisements always seem unaware of this and often have an important bit of the poster partially obscured by the said bolt. In the example of the Seven Pounds poster the bolt appears directly under Will Smith’s nose which gives him the appearance of having a Hitler moustache. For a disappointing few seconds as the bus passed me I was under the deluded impression that Will Smith was about to star in a Hollywood remake of Desmonds.
hahaha.
YEAHHHMAAN!
Lets cast it:
Desmond Ambrose – Will Smith (Already cast)
Shirley Ambrose – Beyoncé
Porkpie – Morgan Freeman (Obv)
Michael Ambrose – Idris Elba (I Win!!!)
Gloria Ambrose – Ciara (She’ll have to take up acting)
Matthew – Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (There is an old African saying…)
Tony – Mark Wahlberg
Lee – Wood Harris (Avon)
Sean Ambrose – Solja Boy (But first he’s got to punch then crank back 3 times)
I can pretty much guarantee that if they made this, it would be the best film of all time and win like three oscars. Including best song for the Fresh Prince’s version of the theme tune.
DONT SCRATCH MY SOCA.
Good work. Has anyone else got any cast lists for Hollywood remakes of British sitcoms?